Please don’t look at Eddie weird while we’re walking through the mall or we’ll end up having the following conversation again.
Eddie: “That person just looked at me really weird.”
Me: “Yeah?”
Eddie: … “Have I got something on my face?”
Me: *A quick look at his face* “Nah.”
Eddie: “Are you sure? They really stared at me.”
Me: “Don’t worry about it. They were probably just checking you out.”
Eddie: *Uncertain laughter* “No, seriously. Is there something on my face?”
Me: *Another quick look at his face* “Nope. They probably thought you looked handsome.”
Edd: *Unconvinced* “Is it all dry and flaky or something.”
Me: *A close look at his face* “Nah, it’s fine, seriously. They probably just thought you looked handsome.”
Eddie: … “Yeah, they probably did aye?”
okay…I will try and spare Eddie any pursey lipped sideways glances if I ever see him walk through a mall….although it will be difficult. Hehehehe.
LOL, control yourself Huffypeg, if only for my sake.